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I'm 6ft 4"

I smoke a lot.

I augment my smoking with snuffing.

I'm an E.U. romantic and a mild francophile.

I like to start the day on a good breakfast. Several raw eggs, oat-bran, and plenty of coffee.

One of my first jobs when still a teenager was as a drinks-server at posh orgies in London. I wore a white tuxedo, had a little white napkin slung over one arm, and served drinks to orgiasts on a silver tray.

I've starred in several feature films including James Bond - Tomorrow Never Dies.

I was involved with Network 21, England's first and last Pirate TV Station.

I was asked to join The Sex Pistols when I was seventeen.

I listen to Beethoven a lot.

I'm a Gemini.

I live 100 yards away from St. Luke's Church.

I don't drink much.

In the last ten years I've travelled the world extensively, modelling for consumer products, doing fashion shoots etc.

If I could be anything in the world, I'd like to be the conductor of The Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra.

I once made a record with P.J. Proby. It made single of the week in two music papers. One reviewer said of the disc: "I listened to it twice and turned to a pillar of salt."

My favourite record is Telstar.

I was in a Fourth Way group led by George Cornelius, Gurdjieff's last surviving pupil.

I've got blue eyes.

I was classical DJ at Bartok for two years.

I've worked with most of the world's most famous photographers inc: David Bailey, Mario Testino, Lord Lichfield.

I've seen several UFO's.

I briefly ran a club night in St. James's called Fortress Europe. We were the first nightclub in England to play Lounge Music. The first to play Classical Music. The first to play Serge Gainsbourg. Momus was DJ.

I am an excellent fencer.

I've starred in about 8 million TV commercials.

I was Mr "West Cigarettes" in Germany for 2 years.

I have 'will'.

I was a music journalist for six years. I wrote for I-D Magazine and Melody Maker under the name Paul Temple.

I hate TV.

My girlfriend is Laurie from The Gentle People.

Years ago, I spent several years on the Northern Soul scene. I still do a bit of DJ-ing every now and then.

I had a brief period of cloudbusting and making orgone generators of one kind or another, but I became unsure of the benefits thereof and stopped.

I'm an excellent surf guitarist.

My father was in the RAF. He was into modern jazz. He later helped set up Ronnie Scott's nightclub. My mother was a founder-member of the Green Party. My step-father is a kung fu master in the Shao-Lin Temple.

After attending an Eddie Prevost improvisation workshop, I formed an impro-electronica group: The English Pleiadians, we made very exciting performances at various venues in London.

I was briefly a radio pirate. I broadcast from the roof of The Fridge Nightclub in Brixton.

I used to work for a famous female pornographer. I'd do illustrations, graphics, that kind of thing.

For a while I ran a club night called Town Etheric. It was the first club in London to play field recordings instead of music. It was before Resonance FM existed. Town Etheric later became a sort-of-a 4th Way group.

When I was 18 I lived in a big mansion block full of new romantics.

My brother is a taoist.

I've made two programmes for Resonance FM. One about Northern Soul, and one about Syd Barrett, which me and a guy called Dig made when we were both out of our heads on opium.

Plus I've done lots of other stuff.

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